Since this is the first time I've ever moved, I'm new to this whole "selling a house" thing. Boy have I learned a lot....
Things I Have Learned About Having Your House on the Market
1. The one and only time you don't make your bed the instant you get out of it, is the one and only time people will show up to look at it unexpectedly
2. You will also just happen to be covered in paint and wall plaster at that moment in time
3. You will also be terribly hungry and suddenly unable to eat the food in your house because you won't be there
4. The neighbors start looking at you oddly because you awkwardly wander the neighborhood when people look at the house, and when you go up to the door, you look nervous and unsure about entering your house
5. The entire house echoes because the furniture is gone
6. Nothing is ever quite the way you left it when you get back
7. You put more effort into making it look pretty than you ever did when you were just living there
8. You get super confused when you go to where something used to be and it isn't there anymore
9. One week of having it on the market feels like FOREVER.
10. You're a little afraid to be at home, and thus have a bag always ready to go with things like you wallet and keys and sunscreen, just in case you have to leave on a moment's notice
On another note, this is possibly the cutest song ever <3
Anytime you're awkwardly wandering the neighborhood, I think you should awkwardly wander to my house, and we can party. Good plan, yeah?
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