People I am Inclined to Kick

Yeah yeah I know. Second post in a day. In about two hours really. But I felt the need to get this list out. These are people I would very much like to kick right now, and why. Names will not be used to protect privacy, yadda yadda yadda. I think you'll be able to tell though, if you know me like you should :P

1. My Boyfriend's Father- for oh so many reasons...
2. My Boyfriend's Friend Who He Really Kind of Hates - for telling my boyfriend that he should "get some" while I'm gone. Not cool.
3. That Chick Who Asked My Boyfriend to Have Sex With Her- What. The. Poop. Who does that??? You know I exist, lady. You met me. I didn't like you then, I don't like you now. Back. Off. GRRRRRR.
4. My Debate Partner- SHOW UP TO PRACTICE ONCE IN A WHILE!!! We're going to Nationals in a little more than a month... WE NEED PRACTICE.
5. My Drama Teacher- I simply hate his guts. Everyone does though, nothing new
6. The Principal of My Boyfriend's High School - terrorizing innocent little girls who didn't happen to know that your school dances require straps on dresses, because she doesn't attend your school, is not cool. That was traumatizing, humiliating, mortifying, terrifying, I could go on for quite a while...
7. My I Don't Even Know What to Call You, Because Things Keep Changing- what happened to listening to me and actually giving a monkey's patootie??
8. My Computer- I know, I know. Not a person. But he has a name, and he's really annoying me right now...


Now that I've gotten that out, I think I should put something a touch more cheery, so now I will write a final list for the night:

People I am Very Grateful For, and Thusly Do Not Wish to Kick

1. My New Found Brother- you're a legitimately nice and good person, and I appreciate you very much
2. My Boyfriend's Mom- you're probably the nicest lady I have ever met, and I really appreciate all the stuff you're doing!
3. My Boyfriend- Well, duh.
4. My Man Buddy- always a cheerful smile and a firm handshake for me. Thanks for listening to all my crap
5. My Crazy Spaghetti Eating Cat- more on that some other day
6. The Nice Girl Who Made Me Straps- you were so sweet and the perfect antidote to psycho principal lady...
7. My Adorable Little Tell-All Buddy- even though I've only known you since August, you mean soooo much to me!!
8. My TOK Teacher- Coolest Lady in the World


I am sure if I kept at this I could think of many many more people for both lists, but I am getting sick of staring at my stupid computer's screen, and think 8 for each is plenty for now :)
for you first eight, here's a virtual kick. I hope you fully receive it and enjoy. *KICK*